The worlds best secret agents (Bandaras and Gugino) are ordered to track down and defeat each other. But instead of destroying each other, they take each other out... to dinner. Soon married, the two decide to retire from spy life and have two children, Carmen and Juni.

Living a normal family life nine years later, the two ex-spies are once again called into service when many of their former colleagues mysteriously disappear. The two believe it's the work of techno-wizard Fegan Floop (Cumming) and move in to investigate. But when the two also disappear, it's up to their kids to save the world.